In honor of the ironically (moronically) named "Repealing the Job-Killing Health Care Law Act" I wonder what other bills the newly GOP lead House will vote on this year. My guesses:
"Ending the Right-to-Life Raping Practice of Abortion Act"
"Stomping Out the Farm Family Slaughtering Estate Tax"
"Starving the Programs That Make Poor People Wretched Blights on our Communities Social Security Reform"
"Preventing Scary Brown Foreign Muslims From Being Happy Proposal to Bomb Oily Mid-East Desert"
"9/11, Terrorists, Obama, Sadam, North Korea, Taxes, Iran, Booga Booga Booga!"
Actually I think that last one will be the default precursor to every bill starting sometime in late November this year. When asked about it Eric Cantor will reply that he doesn't really agree with the name, but the concerns raised are legitimate, and the media will drool over itself to say how "reasonable" he is, unlike the "shrill" Democrats who spend time complaining about the name instead of the issue...
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